How DARE you call me out like this?
brain: it seems like problems are happening. would you like to pretend they’re not and think about fictional characters instead?
me: yes please
Fanfiction is the literal embodiment of “if you want something done right, do it yourself”
Damn straight
It’s definitely not straight
Damn gay
try to prevent a prophecy from coming true
and fail miserably
Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy
and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace
this post is like getting smacked in the face twice